RIP RIP

RIP RIP.

RIP. After years of battling depression over the bleak nature of it's roll in life (?) RIP ended itself by forcibly inserting the vowel E after the P and is taking up a new vocation in agriculture. Quoted as saying " I've had it with being associated with dead this and dead that and dead celebs and screw it... i'm into life now bitches so suck it... here have a nectarine". RIP is survived by longtime companion DOA.

You are an odd man.

But I still love ya.

Can you blame RIP for giving up? Look at all the RIP threads and poor old RIP doesn't get a cent in royalties. It's not fair... sweet cheeks.

It still works, too. After about two or three weeks, all the dead celebrities smell pretty RIPE.