The Old Bar & Grill

The Spleen
Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 6:06 am

The Old Bar & Grill
It's a place out in space, A nook in the net.
Of movies and T.V. , A garden, A pet.
Where politics clashes with midgets and more
Outlaw and Redbob and often Al Gore.
Ready sits high on her shiney Queen throne
while H-Town discusses his 14 inch bone.
LasVegasGuy with his humor and wit
And Kate with opinions, we wanna see tit.
Patdaddy has rules that we like to ignore
He's a bit morbid right down to the core
Narrator works in the darkest of morn,
Spinning his records and surfing his porn.
BBMom's short and quick to the punch,
She types it all, while making kids lunch.
Treesa's the sister I wish I had had,
Her avatar bottom made my heart go bad.
Sassenach reads every post that we got,
I think she's reclining inhaling some pot.
Rards picks on Bush, We really don't care
Cause we know he's English and last name is Blair.
Fusty is fun in a warped sort of way,
Jillsmo's our hippie, Got naked and stayed.
Trav's the token gay guy, I would never lie!
I seen him and Snarky, a Bear and a Guy?
Frats comes and goes, when the beer all runs out,
While Goddess and Biffy makes it all round out.
Whammon writes stories on ESPN,
As Lake Rat sends hugs in my private pm.
ChickenShack pops in every month or two,
While Grandpa posts tips to kill me and you.
Hungover, Kimber, and Sparky you too,
Marine Gal and Coops, Let's not forget you.
Oh then there's the last, Bet she's having a smoke,
Lets all welcome our newbie, The new SilverOak.
That's the folks here whether you like it or not,
They come here to laugh, and to argue alot.
So just sit right down if you got time to kill,
Just pull up a chair at the old Bar & Grill.


GENE

Outlaw
Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 7:12 am

Sassenach
Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 8:04 am

Bravo, spleen! Nicely done.

My favorite line:

Quote :

While Grandpa posts tips to kill me and you.

goddess63
osted: Sun May 28, 2006 8:29 am

lasvegasguy
Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 9:56 am

PatDaddy77
Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 11:25 am

Redbob86
Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 4:50 pm

AWESOME!!!!

Treesa
Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 6:14 am

Gene that's great!!

Redbob86
Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 3:57 pm

Quote :

Treesa's the sister I wish I had had,
Her avatar bottom made my heart go bad.

You wanna bone your sister?

MarineGal2
Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 10:37 am

Encore encore!!!!

fustyruk
Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 9:05 pm

hungover
Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 9:19 pm

The Spleen
Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 9:27 pm

The Spleen takes a bow

Deviled Egg
Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 9:47 pm

Hey, pretty nice! You were a poet,
and um, were not previously aware of that fact..

damn, this is hard.

The Spleen
Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 4:12 am

Redbob86 wrote:

Quote :

Treesa's the sister I wish I had had,
Her avatar bottom made my heart go bad.

You wanna bone your sister?

No.....But now Treesa

The Spleen
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:44 am

It's been a longtime since I read this.
This has to be one of my favorites!

PatDaddy77
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:32 am